Cafe Hitch-hike

2022-01-28

Thank you for calling Dr. ____'s office.

"Thank you for calling Dr. _____'s office. If you are receiving this message, then the office is closed for lunch. Please call back later."

A call during non-lunch hours:

"Thank you for calling Dr. _____'s office. This is his answering service. Please listen to this important announcement. If you receive this message during regularly scheduled office hours, please keep in mind that we are either running late or the office is closed.

"If this is a non-urgent matter, please hang up now and call back later.

"If you call back later and receive this message, then the office is closed. If this is a non-urgent matter, please call back the next day. If this is an urgent manner, then please call 911. "

*Hangs up*

I call 3 days later:

"Thank you for calling Dr. ____'s office. This is his answering service (and repeat)..."

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